Would You Let Alec Baldwin Near Your Children?The New York Department of Education not only allowed Alec Baldwin into an elementary school, they're advertising this terrifying visit on their website! Ye gods he will eat those kids alive. Oh look, we found a video clip of his appearance: Ha ha, just kidding. We didn't make up this part, though: "Kaitlin Silva, who acted as the duck in the story, said she enjoyed Mr. Baldwin's visit."