• Oy. Sarah Palin! You sick of her? Well yes, of course. She sucked at her first interview ever, she does not appeal to angry (smart!) white guys, she still scares the Jews, and the Lynchian soap opera that is her personal life continues to astound and dismay. But not everyhing you read (or see) about her is true! Much like not anything she says is true, but who cares. Not us!
• The people need to know: how many pills does it take to get to the center of Cindy McCain?
• Did you hear about The Box? Things are bad there. We heard about it at The Beatrice Inn. (That is a lie, we have no idea what goes on at those terrible places. We ran into someone we knew years ago from college at a bar on Wednesday and now we can't leave the house again until October.)
• Some people said dumb things that were secretly smart, others just said dumb things.
• If the Indians hate Axe so much they probably won't care for Jack McCain. We just have a feeling he wears it.

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