Lohan To Palin: 'Suck It'

  • Lindsay Lohan called Sarah Palin a "narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe" on Lohan's MySpace page, citing a conference her church on "converting" gays. "She can suck it." [MySpace, Daily News]
  • Anna Wintour really, really loved her 30 minutes with LeBron James. Even though it was at a screening. [R&M]
  • Vogue's Andre Leon Talley does not appreciate being sprayed with champagne. [P6]
  • NBC executive Ben Silverman wisely lets Jeff Zucker win at golf. He's still totally fired. [P6]
  • More alleged underage sex victims sued billionaire and Bill Clinton buddy Jeffrey Epstein. [P6]
  • Sidney Poitier will steal your wife and then not marry her. And then call her all kinds of un-Sidney-Poitier names! [P6]
  • Swimmer Ryan Lochte doesn't have enough gold medals to get laid like Michael Phelps. [P6]
  • Spike Lee declared himself done feuding with Clint Eastwood and moved on to Judd Apatow, "whatever that guy is." [Nikki Finke]
  • Scarlett Johansson is a total prima donna now that she's Woody Allen's muse. Because that's what's made her a hot commodity. [P6]
  • At George "Sulu" Takei's wedding, Chekhov was best man and Uhura was best lady. The husband was Brad Altman, 27 years younger. [ET]
  • Amy Winehouse felt she was too ugly to go to her own 25th birthday party, supposedly. [Sun]
  • Jennifer Lopez ran a triathlon in 2 hours 23 minutes, compared with 1 hour 30 minutes for Matthew McConaughey. [Us]