• By Hamilton Nolan
    Sep 16, 2008 4:10 PM 908
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    Press Release Of The Day

    "What happens when two Hollywood rappers team up with a cracker from Oakland ? Ghetto beats and gnarly rhymes slap you in the face." Sounds great. New hip hop law: If your rap crew hires Lizzie Grubman's PR firm to tout your shout out from Perez Hilton, you suck.


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