"Graffiti is very bad, dude," he says. "I'm angry about it, all the way to 100 degrees."Is there more?
And this: "Make sure those two people don't escape. Try to get every graffiti person out of the entire universe. Can you please tell the policemen they did good work?"Rocco Parascandola's take:
There are no police officers in Christopher's family, though Christopher would seem to be the perfect candidate. Should recruitment officers get back to him in 16 years? Maybe...Christ. [Newsday via Animal]