A Split for the Countess, A Suit for the Queen

• Sad news for those of you who expected "Real Housewife" Luann de Lesseps to be with her count in shining armor forever. The couple is now splitting up, reportedly because the count is getting serious with an "Ethiopian woman in Geneva." On the plus side, Luann should be able to hold on to her title as "Countess," which is the only thing that matters anyway. [P6]
Queen Latifah has been sued by her former "beauty and style consultants" for not paying $1 million in fees. [NYP]
Jennifer Lopez brought 11 pieces of luggage with her on her weekend trip to Japan. Even worse: They were of the cheap, non-designer variety. [DM]
• Soho House is kicking out the finance-types and says it plans to get back to its "artsy roots." Good luck with that. [P6]

• Katie Holmes has a small mark on her back. Is it a burn from a curling iron or a marking from a strange Scientology ritual? Unclear! [PH, Insider]
• Britney Spears supposedly left a voicemail for her lawyer complaining that her father is trying to take away her kids. Naturally, it's since been leaked on the Internet. [TMZ, NYDN]
• Naturally, everyone seems to have an opinion on Madonna and the whole adoption vacation she's currently on. [DM, NYP, MSNBC]
• Related: Angelina Jolie supposedly told one of the kids from Slumdog Millionaire that she's planning to adopt an Indian orphan. [Sun]
• Breaking! Alex Rodriguez left a bathroom without washing his hands! [P6]
• More breaking news! Nick Cannon bought Mariah Carey a Jack Russell terrier for their anniversary! [Us]
• Kendra Wilkinson is coming out with a line of stripper poles. Finally! [Us]
• Josh Hartnett was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on Sunday night after experiencing stomach pains at Chateau Marmont. [Star]
• The district attorney's office in LA would like everyone to know Rihanna is cooperating with its case against Chris Brown, despite what you may have read. [TMZ]
• A ski lodge in Idaho that's owned by Bruce Willis was destroyed in a fire yesterday. [E!]
• Jennifer Aniston supposedly won't talk to anyone on the set of her new movie and held up shooting "because her hair wasn't perfect." [OK!]
Rudy and Judith Giuliani were seen enjoying "private life" at the Breakers in Palm Beach last weekend. [Fox 411]
• Dylan Ratigan is telling people he's becoming chief financial correspondent at ABC this fall, although his noncompete prohibits him from making deals for six months. [P6]
• Actress Alyson Hannigan gave birth to a girl last week. [People]
• Outkast's Andre 3000 was arrested after he was caught driving 109 mph in Atlanta. He's now free on a $1,200 bond. [NYDN]
• Related: Matt Dillon has been ordered to pay an $828 fine for speeding in Vermont last December. [Us]