Lindsay's Tan, Barron's New Career

• Say it isn't so! Although she's introducing her own spray-tan line, Sevin Nyne, Lindsay Lohan has been spotted using the services of a mobile spray-tan company called Fake Bake "on the sly." [NYDN]
• Related: LiLo would like to reiterate that she and Sam Ronson have not broken up. For now. [E!]
• The indignity! Jay-Z had to wait 20 minutes for a table at Babbo. [P6]
Chelsea Clinton's rep says the former first daughter is not getting married after all. Too bad! [Us]
• Paris Hilton's little brother Barron says he's "giving up the party life" to pursue a career as an "international singer-songwriter." A family just chock full of talent, clearly. [P6]

• Madonna's lawyer says he isn't losing sleep over whether Madge will get to adopt baby Mercy, since there's no "law in Malawi that can stop this." [Us]
• Angelina Jolie is supposedly on three diets right now, since one is never enough. And well, since she can afford it. [L&S]
• An update on all the craziness taking place in Britney Spears' life, if you're interested in the latest from the courtroom in LA. [People, Us]
• Nancy Shevell and Paul McCartney were spotted "kissing and holding hands" during a jazz show at the Carlyle on Friday night. [P6]
• John Mayer wrote a new song, which may be about Jen Aniston. [People]
• David Duchovny and Tea Leoni are planning to have a baby within the next year, at least according to the Enquirer. [NE]
• Brad Pitt is headed back to Cannes Film Festival this year to promote Quentin Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds. [Us]
• Nicolas Cage has sold the Bavarian castle he owned in Germany. [People]
• Jessica Alba is supposedly forcing her whole family to go on a "white no bite diet," one that doesn't allow people to eat white flour or sugar. [MSNBC]
• Meghan McCain and Tila Tequila went to lunch at the Chateau Marmont last weekend. [Us]
• Yay. Michael Lohan is making his "acting debut" in a short film that premiered at the opening of the Beverly Hills Film Festival. [Mirror]