Bill Clinton is going to be on The View! Which is, probably, a terrible idea? Or maybe not, who knows! He's going to talk about the Clinton Global Initiative, which is what he always is supposed to be talking about, but we imagine the conversation will turn crazy, because it is The View. Will Elisabeth Hasselbeck throw a fit of some kind, or embarrass herself? Yes. Actually the only real question is whether Whoopi and Joy will be sycophantic, because he is a respected Democratic former president, or sassy, because he is a philandering horndog. Bill will probably be gracious and charming. Because they're ladies. It's airing Monday! So you have all weekend to ponder how this insane television show became an important part of the national conversation. [UPI]