Click to viewInternational Talk Like a Pirate Day has spawned far more than its fair share of bad attempts at humor in the form of press releases from Internet startups. Even companies like Google and Facebook have indulged themselves. Please, leave the comedy to the professionals from the venerable Ask a Ninja franchise. Creators Kent Nichols and Douglas Sarine are promoting their book, The Ninja Handbook, with a live call-in show on featuring everyone's favorite pirate-hating ninja — which may be the first intentionally funny live video broadcast in the history of Web 2.0.