"Nah, she's not my date bro, just some chick. I was voted biggest flirt two years in a row, and I was the second-rated pole jumper in all of New York State," the preacher's animus, dressed all in black and flipping his H&M fedora, explained.The closest I got to a slow dance was when the burly Polish bouncer felt me up without permission. So in that respect it was exactly like high school prom! Until next season... S
"Second in the state bro," a far more offensive character and teammate, CK Sweat, chimed in at full throttle. There was no stopping him, "fabulous is the only word for me-tight Gaultier jeans, tuxedo scarf and granny glasses, I haven't seen anyone better dressed tonight." Okay, what makes you a hipster, CK? "First of all, I'm too much of a jock to be a hipster. Being in the top 2% of athletes excludes me from that category, but I can thrive anywhere."
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