Google CEO Eric Schmidt doesn't have a blog like cofounder Sergey Brin. He has a homepage — a homepage which hasn't been updated in years. That background pattern! That ego-fluffing Wall Street Journal stippled portrait! And worst of all, that Yahoo Mail address. Designers, if you have a proposal for a more fitting Web presence for the hubristic CEO of the world's most self-righteous company, please send it email@example.com. We suspect he's too proud to ask for help.