Another Trip to Rehab for Lindsay?

• Is Lindsay Lohan heading back to rehab? That's what her mother, relatives, and friends are supposedly encouraging her to do, since she's been on a "self-destructive binge of partying, tears and breakdowns" ever since Sam Ronson broke up with her. To make matters worse, she keeps bumping into Sam everywhere she goes. Clearly, the girls need to decide once and for all which one's getting Chateau Marmont so this sort of thing stops happening. [OK!, L&S, P6]
• The Sun reports Madonna and Jesus Luz have reunited. As the story goes, Jesus came back to NYC to "perk up" Madge after all that trouble in Malawi and now they're like, going to Kabbalah classes and, like, eating dinner together and stuff. [Sun]
• Drew Barrymore and Justin Long are supposedly dating again, even though they claim they're "just friends" in public. [NYDN, P6]
• "Real Housewife" Jill Zarin recently underwent breast reduction surgery. If you're lucky, you'll see the whole procedure go down on a future episode. [P6]

• Katie Lee Joel says the reports that she's been cheating on Billy Joel are "mean-spirited and untrue," and that her relationship with Yigal Azrouel is "purely platonic." Got that? [DS]
• Russian singer Oksana Pochepa says she's the mystery woman who's been having an affair with Mel Gibson, and she hopes their new relationship will be "real and strong and long-lasting." Good luck with that, sweetie. [Sun, NYP]
• Rihanna may make her big comeback at a concert in Dubai. [E!, OK!]
• Now that they're back together, David Duchovny and Tea Leoni have reportedly "sealed their love" by getting matching tattoos. Great idea! [DS]
Bruce Springsteen is supposedly telling friends he "barely knows" the woman he's accused of having an affair with. [MSNBC]
• Jen Aniston is supposedly so upset about getting old, she's been flying off the handle at the makeup artists working on her new movie. [L&S]
• Salma Hayek says she and her billionaire husband Francois-Henri Pinault are not planning a $2 million second wedding. So quit it. [People]
• Kate Moss had to cut her vacation in the Maldives short because boyfriend and her friend weren't getting along. [DM]
Elisabeth Hasselbeck was hit by a bike on Tuesday. [People]
Ann Coulter turned down an offer to appear in Doug Liman's new movie about Valerie Plame. [P6]
• Angelina Jolie is supposedly pregnant. Again. [Star]
• Ryan Seacrest went to Paris with a cocktail waitress. [P6]
• Amy Winehouse and Snoop Dogg tried collaborating on a record last year, but ended up getting too stoned to finish any of the tracks. [Sun]
• Producer Scott Storch has been charged with grand theft auto for allegedly refusing to return his Bentley to the dealership after his lease expired. [TMZ]
• Matthew McConaughey's baby mama Camila Alves has signed on to host Shear Genius on Bravo. [NYDN]
• Nadya Suleman has trademarked the word "Octomom" and plans to sell diapers, clothing and a TV show under the "Octomom" brand. She may also do a reality show in the UK. [NYP, L&S]