There is a lot more to Samantha than meets the eye! Not that what we see is soooo pleasing anyway!I I mean, what's with this ...."person"??? Look at the way she "dresses"? Once more, she uses her middle finger more than she uses words! Personally, I think she is dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity!In stark contrast to:
Now, Joe Francis is attacked for speaking out about Samantha, when he too cares about Lindsay and is concerned about Samantha's effect on Lindsay.Joe Francis is a good person and even a better businessman. He wasn't a bad guy when he flew Lindsay around on his jet, opened the doors top his home or tried to help, was he? Of course not, because Samantha wasn't around. Sounds familiar with regard to me as well !!!!Michael proceeds to go on and on about how it is "God's will" that Lindsay be delivered from the evil clutch of Samantha and her terrible indie rock parties and art films back into the self-affirming sphere of enrichment centered around His Benevolence Joe Francis. I knew Christians could be bizarre, but I am pretty sure Tom Cruise and David Miscaviage are somehow behind this one.
*Like, what the fuck are you supposed to use? I mean, when you've gone through the napkins, paper towels, tampons, cotton balls and the contents of the HP Laser Jet 1020, what's left? (Related: can newspaper ink give you an infection? Discuss.)