In case you're wondering what kind of gems comes out of the world of self-published childrens' books, this kid-book blog brought to light the story of LATAWNYA, the Naughty Horse, Learns to Say “NO” to Drugs. This vanity press tome warns of the dangers of what can happen when a group of horses decides to play "a smoking game and a drinking game." The best part?

[via Pixie Stix Kids Pix]