BREAKING: The Los Angeles D.A. won’t be filing DUI charges against Shia LaBeouf. After his rollover crash back in July that left him with a gimpy hand, he was cited for driving under the influence but never taken into custody. And now the D.A. says, “We have formally rejected filing DUI charges because of insufficient evidence.” (Translation: “We totally know that little brat was wasted, but we can’t prove it!”) Instead they expect to file charges against the other driver involved in the accident. Now, Eagle Eye just has to open at number one this weekend and Shia will really have a reason to celebrate. [E! Online ]