It's Not Easy Being Jesus

• Jesus Luz isn't making many friends with his fellow male models. At an event last week, the other models in the room were "gossiping like catty girls" about his "big, swollen head," and bitching that he's only booking work because of his relationship with Madonna. Really, you think? [NYDN]
• Lindsay Lohan flew to Maui with her sister and mom, where she's been spotted tanning and shopping at Gucci and Louis Vuitton. So everything is pretty much back to normal. [NYDN, Us]
• Samantha Ronson changed her Facebook relationship status to "Married," whatever that's worth. [Sun]
• Good news for the handful of remaining Sex and the City fans out there: Sarah Jessica Parker says Chris Noth has finally signed on to do the sequel. [E!]

• John Mayer says he's single, even though that's not what the 23-year-old he's dating seems to think. [E!]
• Hundreds of "highly intimate" photos and videos of Carla Bruni and philosopher Raphaël Enthoven were stolen during a burglary in Paris on Sunday. [DM]
• Former NJ Nets star Jayson Williams was taken to St. Vincent's Hospital for a psychological evaluation yesterday after he started acting "suicidal" in his hotel room in Battery Park City. [NYP]
DMX has signed on to appear in the next season of Celebrity Rehab. [NYDN]
Slumdog Millionaire star Dev Patel's mom confirms that her son is dating costar Freida Pinto. [People]
Robert De Niro will be a grandfather next month when his son, Raphael, and daughter-in-law have their first kid. [P6]
• A British Airways employee ordered Joel Madden to cover up his tattoos before he was allowed to board a flight in London on Saturday. [E!]
• Giuliana and Bill Rancic have signed on to do a reality show. [OK!]
• Renee Zellweger celebrated her birthday with a party at the Core Club on Saturday. Guests included Dan Abrams, Hugh Grant, Tory Burch and Lyor Cohen, Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos, and Madonna and Jesus Luz. [P6]
• Redmond O'Neal was allowed to leave jail for three hours on Saturday to visit his mom, Farrah Fawcett, who has cancer. [ET]
• A generator went out at Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's wedding and parts of the ceremony had to be re-taped. The couple also charged guests $10 for drinks at the reception, which may be the saddest thing of all. [P6, TMZ]