Everyone's got his her or her thing, and bless Dominique Arganese's heart, she likes midgets. Like, two of them. At the same time, according to reports, which cite Verne Troyer's lithe new girlfriend and partner-in-steak as a two-timing dwarf seductress. And her latest conquest? Jason "Wee Man" Acuna, naturally, with whom the Montreal-based model is rumored to appear in compromising photos currently making the rounds. We can't make this up, nor would we really want to. Troyer may be small, but his heart breaks as big as anyone's, and after all of his bitter, tax-resolving sex-tape misfortune last summer, we're deeply sorry for his loss. Or at least we were before Arganese's gossipy publicity jig was up seconds later:

[A]t least her predilection for petite people has landed her a job. Arganese will be starring in Jeff Beacher's new show, Beacher's Burlesque, opening on Halloween in a yet-to-be-determined casino in Las Vegas. "She's one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen, and as soon as I heard she was sleeping with every midget in town, I knew she was perfect for my show," Beacher told Page Six.

Evil! But rest assured these people will get what's coming to them — just ask Troyer's ex Ranae Shrider, who'll be the first to tell you it's not social climbing if your date is only 30 inches tall.