· If the 2008 Emmy Awards were a DVD, this would be our extended director's cut. And this would be our broadcast edit. And just for fun, view the supplemental features.
· And Josh Groban may have saved the whole show, but don't take our word for it. He can speak for himself.
· Rosh Hashanah is the new Ari Emanuel. Who knew?
· Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are a couple? Really? Says who? Oh.
· Meanwhile, Clay Aiken dropped a big gay bombshell that leveled the quaint city of Claymatishima.
· Neither Tina Fey nor Margaret Cho could shake the sultry, haunting image of Sarah Palin.
· Kim Kardashian begs to differ with our PrivacyWatch tipsters about that whole "hating hurt people" thing.
· Travis Barker and DJ AM escaped a plane crash with their lives and are recovering as we speak.
· We sought to get to the bottom of why the hell a woman would leave Hugh Hefner for Criss Angel.
· First Scott Rudin, then MGM. Harvey Weinstein has had better weeks.
· Meet Dominique Arganese, Verne Troyer's stunning new ex-girlfriend!
· David Letterman announced his candidacy for President of Breaking John McCain's Balls.
· Sam Rockwell is not a sex addict, he just plays on one Defamer.
· Q: What's the best thing about Dane Cook's dog poop lawsuit? A: It's over.

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