Kelly's Lies, Kelis Files For Divorce

• "Real Housewife" Kelly Killoren Bensimon has deceived us all once again. All the talk about her Ivy League education? Turns out she took classes at Columbia's extension school and anyone can do that. In related news, Jill Zarin supposedly tried to return a dress at Intermix with a big stain on it. [P6]
Kelis—who is seven months pregnant—has filed for divorce from Nas. [NYDN, People]
Marc Jacobs admits Madonna did ask him to help Jesus Luz get a work visa, but says it's "no big deal" since he'd "do anything to help a friend." [NYDN]
• An Austrian radio station now says it was responsible for hiring a Beyonce lookalike to fool a Vienna museum. [Us]
• Rachel Zoe flew first-class from LA to NYC. Her husband, however, was forced to fly coach. The indignity! [NYDN]

• Jeremy Piven is dating 27-year-old actress Kristen DeLuca. [NYDN]
• Harry Morton says he's embarrassed to have dated Lindsay Lohan. [P6]
• One of Mel Gibson's former mistresses has reportedly offered to help his wife in her divorce case. [DS]
Heidi Klum says she doesn't know whether she's having a boy or girl, but that she and Seal are finding out at the end of the month. [People]
• Chris Brown has been trying to contact Rihanna, although she's not taking his calls at the moment. [OK!]
• Shia LaBeouf says his hand has yet to heal from his 2008 car accident. He says he still "can't zipper my zipper or button my shirt without extreme pain." Sad. [People]
• John Mayer still says he's not dating Scheana Marie, although that hasn't stopped her from gushing about their great "friendship" and what she "loves" about him. [OK!]
DMX has been ordered to pay $240,000 to the man he assaulted at JFK five years ago. [TMZ]
• Lily Allen has supposedly taken a vow of celibacy so she can write better songs. Great plan. [Sun]
Lizzie Grubman is not happy about Nate Lowman's latest piece of art, which mocks her SUV Hamptons saga. [P6]
• A judge is allowing Farrah Fawcett's son Redmond O'Neal to enter rehab rather than spend more time in jail. [People]
• Hayden Panettiere is reportedly lobbying for a role in the Footloose remake opposite Chace Crawford. [Us]
• Britney Spears has supposedly asked the hotel where she's staying in London to install a stripper pole before she arrives. [DM]
• Sam Lutfi, meanwhile, says he's appealing a judge's restraining order that bars him from seeing Britney for three years. [People]
• Hugh Jackman paid $4,308 for breakfast for 800 fans who camped outside an Arizona theater to see the X-Men premiere. [NYDN]