Poor children in Asia: they're eating trash. Sad, poor street children, with only trash for food. Sad. Helping them to at least get some Kool-Aid is surely a worthy cause. Does that mean that you must use trash bags shaped as ghoulish little child bodies in an ad campaign to raise (sad) awareness? Yes. Yes it does. (Obviously not in New York City, where we put in children in trash bags for fun). Click through for another pic of how to save sad poor children via bodybags:

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