Barack Obama Greets Space Aliens, Betrays America

  • Barack Obama gave Leonard Nimoy the Vulcan hand sign at a campaign event. In case we needed confirmation of his complete dorkhood. [P6]
  • NBC News' David Gregory is married to the former general counsel for Fannie Mae, which is now under FBI investigation. News Corp'.'s Page Six wonders if he maybe shouldn't give up journalism forever, in shame. In the meantime, watch out for his dangerous advocacy journalism. [P6]
  • Britney Spears would very much like to acquire that sex tape of her that doesn't exist, so she can make it not exist to an even greater extent. [Sun]
  • Janet Jackson postponed some more concerts due to illness. Meanwhile, her fiancé partied until 2 am, albeit for a charitable fundraiser.