· Some genius isolated David Lee Roth's grunting, squealing vocal track from "Runnin' With the Devil" and posted it to YouTube, finally converting the world's four remaining Van Halen-haters to rabid fans. Expect an acapella holiday album by the end of the month. [GiggleSugar]
· Michael Bay is getting better and better at Twitter these days. To wit: "Shia cried more today. Especially compared to yesterday." Who knew? Thanks for the heads up, Mr. Lisanti! [Twitter]
· And the winner of Harvey Weinstein's $1 Million Charity Sweepstakes is... the Robin Hood Foundation. Which, coincidentally, has expressed an interest in helping market Zack and Miri Make A Porno. Small world. [Page Six]
· Good news from the Joan Hyler recovery front: The critically injured manager/producer today spoke her first words since the car accident that sent her to the hospital in August. [Care Pages]
· Ahhhhhh!!!!! Lasers! [Tumblr]

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