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• Lindsay Lohan is certainly having a good week. Not only did she finally land another acting role—she'll be appearing in The Other Side, along with Woody Harrelson, and Giovanni Ribisi—but she may be getting her own clothing line at JCPenny, too. And the cops are getting closer to figuring out who broke into her house, too, which has got to be good news. [NYDN, People, NYP]
• These are tough times for Jennifer Aniston, clearly: Bette Midler is now providing her with dating advice and says Jen should sign up on JDate and find "a nice Jewish boy" with "a lot of money." [NYDN]
• Rihanna is "convinced" it was Chris Brown who leaked nude photos of her last week as payback for not attending his birthday party. [NYDN]
Chelsea Clinton has a six-pack! [P6]

• Farrah Fawcett's former business partner has filed suit against Ryan O'Neal for stealing his idea for a Farrah documentary on NBC. [NYP, TMZ]
• Rob Lowe has settled his lawsuit with a second nanny who claims she was harassed; how much cash was involved isn't clear. [People]
• Gerard Butler has been charged with misdemeanor criminal battery in connection with his fight with a photographer back in October. [Us]
• Sam Lutfi just won't quit: He's now contesting a court order forbidding him from communicating with Britney Spears or her family. [OK!]
• The uncle and grandmother of the child Madonna's wants to adopt might take legal action against the man claiming to be her father. [Mirror]
• John Krasinski was spotted flirting with Lake Bell on the set of their new movie, even though he's still dating Emily Blunt. Scandal! [NYDN]
• Criss Angel is getting sued for allegedly stealing someone's cat. [P6]
DMX was released from jail yesterday after serving 90 days. [TMZ]
Survivor winner Richard Hatch was released from prison, too! [Us]
• Kristin Davis says she doesn't know if she'll ever get married. [NYDN]
• Kelly Osbourne has written a self-help book for young women. [Mirror]
• Bruce Jenner is unveiling his new face. It looks a lot like his last one. [DL]
• The home of Slumdog Millionaire child star Azhar Mohammed Ismail was bulldozed yesterday. [NYP]
• Ben Stiller, Christine Taylor and Ricky Gervais toured the White House yesterday. Fun! [Reuters]