Remember diagramming sentences in grade school? Yeah, right. Neither does Sarah Palin. Slate tried diagramming her convoluted sentences, and they came out looking like this. (If you want to know what she's saying, click through.)

“I know that John McCain will do that and I, as his vice president, families we are blessed with that vote of the American people and are elected to serve and are sworn in on January 20, that will be our top priority is to defend the American people.” [Slate]

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