No Payday For Paris

• Paris Hilton's reps have been asking event planners in Cannes for $100,000 appearance fees. Sadly, Paris isn't having much luck getting them to go along since, well, "it's not 2002." [P6]
Sarah Jessica Parker says she's worried about the health of the surrogate mom carrying her twins, since tabloid reporters have been harassing the poor girl and trying to hack into her computer. [People, LAT]
• A documentary about Amy Winehouse is reportedly in the works. Should be entertaining! [People]
• Katie Holmes showed up with Suri at last night's American Idol finale. This is good news since it means Tom finally let her out of the house. [Us]

Vanessa Minnillo's rep is still claiming she's together with Nick Lachey, even though she was spotted sitting on some guy's lap in Vegas. [P6]
• Michael Vick was released from prison in Virginia this morning. [TMZ]
• Britney Spears is getting sued by her former bodyguard, who says he "sustained physical injuries" after working at her home for three days. [TMZ]
• Someone broke into Rachel Bilson's LA house and stole her collection of vintage clothes, shoes and jewelry. [People]
• More crime news: The Kardashian sisters' new Miami clothing boutique was vandalized yesterday. [TMZ]
• Jessica Biel says the only reason she hasn't been able to get the same kind of serious roles as actresses like Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson is because she's too good looking. Clearly. [Star, LAT]
• Kate Moss supposedly decided to take a shower and start looking "super-glam again" because boyfriend Jamie Hince called her a slob. [Sun]
• Rihanna was supposedly spotted making out with rapper Aubrey "Drake" Graham at Lucky Strike on Monday. [P6]
• On again/off again couple Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are supposedly back on, for now at least. [JC]
• Ryan Phillippe might have cheated on his girlfriend while partying with Ne-Yo in Cannes. [P6]
• Trainer David Kirsch is having twin girls with a surrogate. [P6]
• Patrick Swayze is not dead, despite what you may have read. [The Age]
• Brandon Davis is so unpopular that even Kim Kardashian thinks she's too good to hang out with him now. [P6]
• Get ready: Bravo is casting for a Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. [TMZ]