Teens plan to ignore Wall Street, buy iPhones Nearly one in four high school students surveyed by Piper Jaffray "plan on buying an iPhone in the next six months ." It's not clear if the 22% who want one include the 8% who already have one, or if the survey was conducted before their once-splurgy parents began raving about The Worst Financial Crisis Ever — why, six months from now there'll be nothing left to sync with! Me, I took a hint from the kids: My shiny new Blackberry Curve 8330 will be a valuable job-hunting tool after Denton fires us all.