Madonna's Staff Issues, LiLo's Money Troubles

• Madonna's backup dancers haven't been making friends at the Bryant Park Hotel. Reports a staffer: "They are presumptuous and cheap. Nearly every one of them have stiffed their bellman and servers, and what's worse is they have tons of stuff." [P6]
• The situations continues to deteriorate for Lindsay Lohan: She's rumored to be pawning jewelry to pay the bills. [Star via Popcrunch]
• Britney intends to "drop by Buckingham Palace" and say hi to the Queen when she's in London, which is awfully generous of her, isn't it? [Mirror]
• The circumstances surrounding David Carradine's death are still a little murky. Suicide? Sex-related accidental death? The investigation is still underway. [People, Us, TMZ]

• The Real Housewives of NYC would like you to know that they have nothing in common with their counterparts across the Hudson. Got that? [NYDN]
• It looks like Victoria Gotti will be able to stay in her Long Island mansion a little whle longer than expected. You can exhale now. [People, Newsday]
• Lance Armstrong just became a father for the fourth time. [Us]
• Kristin Cavallari makes $63,000 per spisode on The Hills, you'll be thrilled to hear, we're sure. [Popcrunch]
• In related news, she's been busy feuding with the rest of the cast. [NYDN]
• The A&E drama starring Patrick Swayze may be cancelled. [NYDN]
• Meet the woman who is now suing Sacha Baron Cohen. [TMZ]
• A bunch of celebs have taken up the cause against Nobu. [Telegraph, P6]
• Susan Boyle has left the health clinic where she's been holed up. [Us]
• Liam McMullan, scenester and son of Patrick, is engaged. [P6]
• Kyra Sedgwick and husband Kevin Bacon were victims of Bernie Madoff, but they're keeping things in perspective: "We didn't lose everything. Some people had it so much worse," they say. [NYDN]