Didn't want to cough up $75 for MediaBistro's seminar on Personal Branding, starring dating columnist Julia Allison? We don't blame you for that smart economic decision. Here it is for free: step-by-step instructions on how to be a brand, straight from her PowerPoint presentation! (Which we asked for and received.) Remember, we're all going to get laid off tomorrow, and the only brand you have to rely on is you . Highlights include "aggressive costuming" and "Age 26: first [magazine] cover."MediaBistro: PWNED. Click for the slideshow!