Earlier today, following the news that Vogue editrix Anna Wintour has a little crush on actor Gerard Butler, Radar compiled a list of some of Anna's known paramours. It's a strange mix of gents. B-baller LeBron James, country club hero Roger Federer, Monty Python's Eric Idle, Condé Nast chairman Si Newhouse (oohhh..), and, um, Bob Marley. Yes! Bob Marley. Heh heh. Well, because it's such a varied group of dudes, we got to wondering... who exactly would be Anna Wintour's perfect man? We tapped our Photoshop whiz Steve Dressler and employed some of our own inductive reasoning and have come up with a fellow called Archie Bronson, a writer and public speaker. Read a little about Archie and see a photo after the jump.
So yes this is Archie Bronson, the celebrity professor, writer (been on Charlie Rose), and public speaker. A visiting fellow at Columbia, Archie spends most of his time hitting the celebrity circuit, regaling the glitterati with his infamous bon mots and ribald stories. His area of expertise is "the linguistics of economic popular culture," which means he likes to talk about money and famous people and the media and the Hamptons. But, you know, intellectually. Lookswise he's a combination of all (or at least many) of the fellows she's loved. Mr. Dressler breaks it down: Head/hairline: Eric Idle Glasses: Shelby Bryan Eyes: Roger Federer Nose: Lebron James Lips/Jaw: Si Newhouse Beard: Gerard Butler Anna are you reading? This is him, right?