You know who's awesome and relevant? Ted Nugent! Which is exactly why we are writing about him, now. Because literally dozens of people care a great deal about what he has to say. Us and Page Six, we know a good story when we see it. The non-embarrassing-relic rocker has a book out soon, you see. And Page Six is excerpting it, because you care about Ted Nugent's new book. It's about what Ted would do if he were president. He'd "take appropriate gas and oil from Mexico and the Middle East as payment for all debts we are owed by them," because he's thought long and hard about complex issues and we should take him seriously. He wrote "Stranglehold"! Did you write "Stranglehold"? No, you didn't. Aren't you glad you learned about this book, from Ted Nugent? [NYP]