• By Richard Lawson
    Oct 10, 2008 9:57 AM 2,428
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    "Watching the Slow, Inevitable Decline Of an Empire Just Isn't As Much Fun As It Used To Be."

    [Actress Maggie Gyllenhaal at a fashion show last night; image via Splash]

    HiredGoons' new line beats the original, Maggie Never Realized Just How Much Shorter Than Jake She Was.


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