· We reviewed the landmark faces of SNL past, present and (hopefully not) future.
· Indiana Jones was raped. For real this time.
· Nick Nolte's Malibu manse burned to the ground; the actor survived, but Carboard Jesus wasn't so lucky.
· Where would you rather work: The agency with the gas pump, or the one where you'll be a second assistant's third assistant? Choose carefully.
· In case you haven't yet noticed, the travails of Elisabeth Hasselbeck make for great TV. Really, really great TV.
· If the fight over The Reader were a cutthroat sandlot game, Scott Rudin just took his ball and went home.
· Though Hugh Hefner was busted up for a while when Holly Madison rolled out of his round bed for good, he found a couple reasons to get over it.
· The No on 8 campaign rallied support from Julia Louis-Dreyfus, T.R. Knight and our own beloved Molly McAleer. That's so... never mind.
· Which recently upped TV exec got his start as a gay porn star? Give up?
· Hollywood isn't as recession-proof as it might think it is, but $54 million man Johnny Depp might get through it all right.
· Josh Brolin announced he will wear his low-voltage Taser-awareness ribbon to next year's Oscars.
· Setting aside her perfectly dreadful new song, Britney Spears's comeback is almost complete!
· Hey, look! We're on TV!
· Beverly Hills Chihuahua's yappy first weekend kept its conspiracy-minded conservative neighbors up all night Sunday plotting their payback.
· Bond girl. 12 fingers. That is all.

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