Facebooker Dave Morin turns 28, but fails to destroy InternetSWhen I got an unauthorized invite, via a tipster, to Dave Morin's birthday party Tuesday night, I knew I had to crash — if only to find out what he and his friends were thinking. Morin, you see, is a Facebook employee and a prime instigator of Camp Cyprus, the gang of Internet instigators whose shockingly fun video scandalized a shaken Silicon Valley. What's with these Web kids? First they go to Cyprus and destroy the entire economy by filming themselves cavorting at a rich friend's dad's vacation house on the Mediterranean. The horror! But then, what's worse, they return to the United States, unashamed, and continue spending money and enjoying themselves! All this economic activity cannot end well!Can you imagine, kids in their twenties having a good time? This must end! Didn't they get Sequoia's memo? Morin, Facebook's official speaker-to-geeks, turned 28 and rented a downtown art gallery Tuesday night to celebrate. After I tracked down Morin, I gave him a salami I'd picked up at VC firm Alsop Louie's party earlier that night. (It was a heartfelt regifting.) Besides Morin, I identified several other members of Camp Cyprus:
  • Brittany Bohnet, Morin's steady Googler girlfriend and the other half of the Internet's cutest couple
  • "Professor" Meagan Marks, known on Valleywag for her ancient-history stint as a recruiter (she's now working as a program manager)
  • Joe Green, famous for his Causes application, infamous for his squarecut swim trunks
  • Jessica Bigarel, a graphic designer at Apple
  • Scott Marlette, the coder behind Facebook Photos
With Morin, that's almost a third of Camp Cyprus. (Sadly, Wall Street Journal Jessica Vascellaro wasn't there.) You'd think they'd be enough to bring down the Internet, but no. I caught a brief glimpse of soon-to-depart Facebook founder Dustin Moskovitz, but didn't get to say hello — he left early, which just confirms his reputation as being not much of a party animal. Things got a tad more surreal when MC Hammer showed up. When I left the party, the former rap star was chatting up angel investor Ron Conway, who has, yes, invested in the Hammer's inevitable startup. Facebooker Dave Morin turns 28, but fails to destroy InternetS Digg's Matt Van Horn plots with Keith Rabois, Slide's evil-genius mastermind. Facebooker Dave Morin turns 28, but fails to destroy InternetS Ron Conway invests in a glass of wine. Facebooker Dave Morin turns 28, but fails to destroy InternetS Working for Comcast sounds pretty good to Plaxo's Joseph Smarr and John McCrea right now. Facebooker Dave Morin turns 28, but fails to destroy InternetS Really. MC Hammer was there. At Dave Morin's birthday party.