“He’s neither-nor,” said Ricky Thompson, a pipe fitter who works at a factory north of Mobile, while standing in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart store just north of here. “He’s other. It’s in the Bible. Come as one. Don’t create other breeds.”Good work, Alabama! There's more where that came from!
“I would think of him as I would of another of mixed race,” said Glenn Reynolds, 74, a retired textile worker in Martinsdale, Va., and a former supervisor at a Goodyear plant. “God taught the children of Israel not to intermarry. You should be proud of what you are, and not intermarry.”Hey, can we get that a little more explicitly racist?
“He’s going to tear up the rose bushes and plant a watermelon patch,” said James Halsey, chuckling, while standing in the Wal-Mart parking lot with fellow workers in the environmental cleanup business. “I just don’t think we’ll ever have a black president.”But there is hope!
“I’ve always been against the blacks,” said Mr. Rowell, who is in his 70s, recalling how he was arrested for throwing firecrackers in the black section of town. But now that he has three biracial grandchildren — “it was really rough on me” — he said he had “found out they were human beings, too.”Ugh. God damn America, right? But hey, that's just the Alabama article! The one about college kids in Kentucky and Cincinnati should demonstrate that the kids today are all post-racial Utopians, right?
At the University of Cincinnati, Anthony Galarza, a graduate student in urban planning, said he had heard off-color jokes about an Obama presidency that suggested the White House would become “more ghetto” with “barbecues on the front lawn.”Ha ha ha yes who knew that white frat kids could be racist assholes? Ok. How about the rural Nevada voters? How is the Obama campaign reassuring them? By reminding them that Obama is only pretend black, obviously.
“I don’t want to sound like I’m prejudiced,” Ms. Mendive said. “I’ve never been around a lot of black people before. I just worry that they’re nice to your face but then when they get around their own people you just have to worry about what they’re going to do to you.” Ms. Vance responded: “One thing you have to remember is that Obama, he’s half white and he was raised by his white mother. So his views are more white than black really.”Problem solved! And so, finally, we move to all-white all-Christian Colorado! This story was the most pointless of all the "white people talk like this about race" stories, because there is not even a stupid quote worth pulling and highlighting for your elitist amusement.