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"Ha Ha Ha. I Swear To God Todd, If You Try To Touch Me One More Time I Will Reprogram Cindy To Kill You. They Taught Me How To Do That. Just Open A Little Hatch In Her Back. It Took Weeks, But I Learned."

By Richard Lawson, 12:26 PM on Wed Oct 15 2008, 5,755 views (Edit, to draft, Top, Slurp)

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[Todd and Sarah Palin stumping in Scranton (awwwwkward!) today; image via Bauer-Griffin]

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