Scores, the strip club on East 60th Street, closed its doors at the end of 2008 after running into some financial difficulty. (Its West Side location was shuttered last May after it got caught up in a prostitution sting operation.) But it's back in business and under new management. And it's in desperate need of publicity, clearly, since it just offered Heidi Pratt a job at the club.
The letter the club's general manager sent to Pratt earlier today:
Dear Mrs. Heidi Pratt,
As the nation watched you and your husband brave the jungle on "I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here" and continue to brave the ups and downs of "The Hills" and Lauren Conrad, we would like to take this time to present you with an opportunity that will allow you to be center stage-and have a lot of fun while doing so.
Allow me to introduce you to SCORES, the renowned and famous New York City based gentlemen's club, well known for being a favorite hang-out local for notorious radio personality Howard Stern , NHL player Sean Avery , Russell Crow, Owen Wilson and Madonna. A Hollywood hot-spot in New York City for such A-list celebs and couples, much like yourself. As we took note that you will be posing in Playboy soon, we thought you may be interested in dabbling in yet another adventure that will most definitely expose your softer side.
As we recently re-opened after a short hiatus, SCORES would be honored to have you dance at our club on the main stage each night for five days, upon which, we will offer you a fee of $25,000.
Best, Ed Norwick
Sadly, Heidi and Spencer have already declined the offer. Presumably that's nothing that adding an extra zero to the offer can't change, though.