Oh, decisions. You can spend your Friday night watching yet another Internet star take his act off YouTube, or you can cowboy up and tackle national security from a comfy conference room on the Peninsula. Option A? Head to Cobbs at 8 p.m. for Bo Burnham. Burnham's existential diddies of a suburban white boy include pun-heavy raps like "I'm Bo Yo" and "3.14 Apple Pie." Option B? SAP Labs is hosting the "Open Source Sensing Future Salon" from 6-9 p.m. to discuss opportunities in open-source surveillance, specifically those devices and processes "required for communities to satisfy the reasonable concerns of their neighbors — international and domestic — regarding the possible presence of specific weapons able to affect those neighbors directly." Yikes. Or maybe you could just rent the Bourne Identity instead. (Photo by Mike G. Ottawa)

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