Jessica Gets Dumped, Ali Wise Gets More Bad News

• Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson the night before her 29th birthday. The worst part? She was forced to cancel the "Barbie and Ken-themed birthday party" she'd planned for the next day. [NYDN]
• Ali Wise, the publicist accused of hacking into the voicemail of Nina Freudenberger, has a new accuser: A fashion designer named Briana Rasinski has also filed a harassment complaint with the NYPD. [P6]
• Chace Crawford has moved out of the pad he shared with Ed Westwick. [Us]
• "Real Housewives" Jill Zarin and Danielle Staub got into a little tiff at an event the other night. No one was hurt, you may be disappointed to hear. [NYDN]
• Arrivals: Molly Ringwald gave birth to twins last Friday. And Mira Sorvino gave birth to a son after a "difficult pregnancy." [NYDN, Us]

• Renee Zellweger went to Lily Pond in East Hampton last Saturday. Unfortunately, she couldn't find her chauffeur when she left the club and ended up having to hitch a ride with club security. Poor thing. [P6]
Karolina Kurkova is six months pregnant. The baby's father is an ex-Marine and Scientologist, which doesn't sound like a great combo, does it?. [P6]
• Actress Maura Tierney says she's been diagnosed with breast cancer and will have to undergo surgery, but is expecting to make a full recovery. [Us]
• A "freckled but fragile" Amy Winehouse returned to the UK yesterday. [Sun]
• Speaking of train wrecks, is Lindsay Lohan's hairline thinning? [Mirror]
• Christian Audigier's reps say the designer is not planning to launch a kids' clothing line with Jon Gosselin. There's something to be happy about. [Us]
Natalie Portman has been cast as the female lead in Thor. [THR]
Beth Ostrosky saved the life of a swan! Please call the Nobel committee. [P6]