Neel Kashkari is the intense young man tapped by the Treasury Department to lead our nation's financial bailout. The national media could paint only the most basic picture of him: a high-achieving Republican ski bum who rose quickly from Wharton to Goldman Sachs to, today, a position of national import. But guess what, friends: we have obtained Neel's 1991 senior high school yearbook page. Yes, the same page that a former teacher at Neel's school told us truly reveals his egocentric, douchebag nature. And it is epic . Rush quotes! Bush quotes! And the infamous Ferrari! Luxuriate in the awesomeness of our savior: Neel 'Ferrari' Kashkari: The US Bailout Chief's Epic High School Yearbook SOME OF NEEL KASHKARI'S FAVORITE QUOTES:

A modern day warrior Mean mean stride Today's Tom Sawyer Mean mean pride.
- Rush
She was a hit machine She kept her motor clean She was the best darn woman that I ever seen.
I have dedicated my life to this football team And I will do anything to help it win.
- Bernie Kosar
Iraq will not be allowed to annex Kuwait. That's not a threat. That's not a boast. That's just the way it's going to be.
-President George Bush
All the world's indeed a stage And we are merely players...
-"Rush/ Shakespeare"