I don't think kids need to be as coddled and protected from the ills of the world as they are today (Janet Jackson's three-millisecond tit flash = the Rapture, apparently), but some stuff is just not for little ones. Which is why it's always funny/disturbing when someone unearths a clip from a children's television show that really should be anything but. A site called Uncoached has compiled a video listicle of some of the more inappropriate kiddie show disasters (though, one of the ones they claim is real is an obvious parody). I've put my two favorite after the jump. Poo poo!

This song is about fucking:

This isn't so much inappropriate as much it is astoundingly weird:

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