Michael Douglas' Son Arrested, Mischa Gets Emotional

• Cameron Douglas, the son of Michael Douglas, was arrested at the Gansevoort Hotel last week. The crime? He had about $18,000 worth of meth with him, which he was planning to sell. [NYP]
• Mischa Barton's return to the party scene this past weekend wasn't entirely drama-free. She got upset and talked "frantically" as she recounted an episode with a stalker. Then she had a drink spilled on her when she went to a party at the Cooper Square Hotel. [P6]
• So much for Bethenny Frankel's plans to star in her own reality show. She says she'll be back for the third season of Real Housewives of NYC. [People]

• Nicolas Cage owes the IRS more than $6 million in unpaid taxes. [DM]
• An LA judge has signed off on a deal giving custody of Michael Jackson's three kids to the singer's mother, Katherine Jackson. [People]
• Michael and Dina Lohan managed to stop firhgting for about 15 seconds at a benefit in Water Mill over the weekend. [P6]
• Loose-lipped cast members from The Sopranos have revealed that a big-screen adaptation of the HBO show is in the works. [NYDN]
• O.J. Simpson's lawyers have asked that he be allowed to go free while his kidnapping and assault conviction is appealed. Good luck with that. [NYDN]
• Kara DioGuardi will return to American Idol this coming season. [People]
• Bradley Cooper denies he hooked up with Jen Aniston recently. [People]
• Madonna did not write a love song in honor of her ex-husband, Guy Ritchie, in case you were wondering about that. [Variety]
• Jennifer Love Hewitt is in Hawaii with Jamie Kennedy where she's been playing tennis in a bikini and high heels for some off reason. [Us]
Jon & Kate Plus Eight has returned to TLC for another season. (Not that the show gives any indication of all the recent off-camera drama.) As for Kate Major, the reporter who had a fling with Gosselin recently, she'll cap off her 15 minutes when she gives her first TV interview to E! on Wednesday. [AP, E!]
• Speaking of the Gosselins, Us reports that Kate Gosselin may be "2009's hottest Halloween costume." Don't say you weren't warned. [Us]