We suppose there's nothing particularly shocking about seeing a professional underwear model—in this case, Miley Cyrus's 20-year-old tongue-interest, Justin Gaston—in his underwear. Still, that does little to diminish the thrill of witnessing him captured in his natural habitat—sheathed in close to nothing, save the name of a prominent fashion designer stretched along his hipbones in three-inch-high letters. The outstretched middle finger may say, "Screw the Disney star-making system!" but the tenderness with which he embraces Mile—hey, wait a second! That's not Miley! Whore!

More scandalizing photos after the jump!

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