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    Chet from the Real World: Hoping Someone Would Notice Him On the 2 Train

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    Real World's Chet an Example for Guys Everywhere

    Sexual innocent of the currently-filming Real World Brooklyn, 23-year-old Chet Cannon, is holding fast to his personal choices. Previously, we pointed and teased about his eventual deflowering, which we predicted would come very soon for the cute blondie Mormon—especially if you take into consideration the Brooklyn tarts he is surrounded by, who are just so totally shameless, always IMing people late at night, trying to hook up with them regardless of their relationship status. But the New York Press caught up with Chet yet again—we're sure the Real World's producers just love him talking to reporters—and he maintained that he was still pure. Now, we're reversing our position on ol' Chet.

    "So, is MTV really trying to get you laid? “Yeah, but I’m 23 and I’ve had plenty of opportunities to lose my virginity. My convictions aren’t going to change because of some stupid show,” he said, his voice rising above his usual laconic whisper. He complained about the heat and excused himself politely."

    At one point, we would have LOL'd, but now that we're older and wiser, we are in awe and respect for Chet's steadfast committment to what we're sure will eventually be a caring and trusting monogamous relationship. We admire him for not shagging every girl in the tri-state area. We should all be a little more like Chet. (Call me.)

    [New York Press; photo Driven by Boredom]


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