• Madonna's "spiritual leader" in Kabbalah is demanding he and other sect leaders settle her divorce with Guy Ritchie out of court, since the bitter splt causing bad publicity for the religion. Wait, now they're embarrassed by Madonna? Really? [Mail]
• Here's a list of celebrity women, other than Anna Wintour and Jennifer Aniston, who are hot for Scottish actor Gerard Butler. In case you were curious. [P6]
• Actor Danny Huston's wife, Katie Jane Evans, jumped of the roof of her Los Angeles apartment building. She was said to be struggling with drug and alcohol addiction, and the couple were embroiled in a messy divorce. Police were on their way when she jumped after she called previously reporting a drug overdose. [Mail]
• Britney Spears kept taking off her clothes until her proposed Good Morning America appearance was considered too rauncy for ABC. She dialed it back but now she has a hook to sell her tour. See how that works? [Sun]
• You know the Bush Administration is almost over when Canadian media stars start emigrating to the U.S. [P6]

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