New York Post attack columnist Andrea Peyser is a vocal fan of both cocks and pussies (but not whores). Why is it always about sex, Andrea Peyser? "With kabbalah, you learn how to turn on the 'light force' - kabbalah-speak for, say, taking out the garbage without expecting sex from your husband in return." Hm. I'm sensing a theme in your work, Andrea Peyser:

"Connect to the energy of the Zohar," explained Shia, who was there to suck me in. I decide it's ancient porn.

Don't you know that people are more than a collection of holes for enjoyment, Andrea Peyser? [NYP]

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