Lindsay Lohan's Days Are Never Drama-Free

• Lindsay Lohan left her cell phone at a deli yesterday. When she returned a few minutes later to retrieve it, an employee refused to give it back to her. LiLo wasn't too pleased to hear that, of course. (Let's hope the Italian ice she's holding made up for it.) But most of the time, she only has herself to blame for her troubles. Yesterday she tweeted that she was at a store in SoHo. But then she got annoyed when a gazillion photographers materialized outside a few minutes later. [Sun, P6]
Salman Rushdie was spotted making out with a hot, young babe at the Inglourious Basterds party at the Standard Grill the other night. [P6]
• Jennifer Aniston supposedly "feels rejected and upset" after Bradley Cooper dropped her and started dating Renee Zellweger. [Us]
• Speaking of Zellweger, she used her appearance on David Letterman's show last night to promote the Blue Parrot, the Mexican restaurant she co-owns with Ron Perelman, Jon Bon Jovi, and Larry Gagosian, among others. [People]

• Ryan Alexander Jenkins, the reality show contestant suspected of killing his model ex-wife, Jasmin Fiore, was officially charged with murder yesterday. He's also believed to have mutilated her body. Grim. [NYDN, People]
• Is Cameron Diaz dating Keanu Reeves? Possibly. [Sun]
Donald Trump was responsible for dethroning Carrie Prejean as Miss California a few months ago, of course. But now he's in talks with her to have her join the cast of the next Celebrity Apprentice. [Fox News]
• Speaking of the Donald, Jared Kushner asked Trump for permission before he asked Ivanka Trump to marry him last month. [People]
• The Sex and the City sequel hasn't started filming yet and there are already reports of tension between Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall. [LES]
• Those burial plans for Michael Jackson that seemed to have been finalized earlier this week? It turns out they weren't so final, after all. [NYDN]
• She's trying her best, but Penelope Cruz is having a tough time hiding her growing baby bump. [DM]
Heroes star Hayden Panettiere is dating Harry Morton, the owner of Pink Taco and son of Hard Rock co-founder Peter Morton. [P6]
Tyra Banks was spotted having dinner with her boyfriend John Utendahl, even though they usually keep the relationship on the down-low. [P6]
• Who is Jesus Luz to Madonna's kids? He's "mommy's friend." [MSNBC]
• Sean Penn is in the middle of a divorce, but he's keeping his spirits up. He was looking "very single" with a couple of ladies in LA the other night. [NYDN]
• Spencer Pratt says he wants to be the next Brad Pitt. Good luck! [NYDN]