Why Won't Ryan Adams Intern for Us?It isn't fair: if we had known that musician and experimental blogger Ryan Adams would be willing to intern for random media companies in exchange for a little publicity for his upcoming album, we would have called him first. Unfortunately, Blackbook beat us to it. Anyway, Ryan, if you're still looking for work, I've got a variety of projects—I need to schedule a bunch of shrink appointments, and have someone file my collection of kung fu movies. Please direct your resume to sheila@gawker.com. (Remember when celeb hockey player Sean Avery interned for Vogue? That seemed to work out pretty well for him.) [Blackbook]