· The Beatles video game we mentioned yesterday will not be a Rock Band installment, but rather a standalone title currently in development. Ringo urges you not to choose him, but rather one of the three other "perfectly lovely" mercenary options. [Variety]
· Bishop T.D. Jakes is getting his own talk show. Here's a sneak preview of his rousing sermon style at Dallas-based mega-church Potter's House; we're not sure if it will be enhanced by Tyra-esque undercover assignments as a sneaker sweatshop employee and/or Thai massage-parlor worker, but we look forward to finding out. [Variety]
· Antediluvian Viacom chief Sumner Redstone reassured investors that his unloading of $233 million CBS and Viacom stock was a one-shot deal to pay down their holding company's debts, and "not a single share" more would leave his gnarled clutches. [Variety]

After the jump: Holy freaking crap! You will not believe what movie they are remaking now as a Samuel L. Jackson vehicle.

· It's The Last Dragon, with Samuel L. Jackson set to play Sho'nuff, the Shogun of Harlem, who'll stop at nothing to get these motherfucking kung-fu dragons off his motherfucking turf. All this excitement as El DeBarge is headed off to jail. Sadface. [THR]
· NBC is producing a series based on ChickLit-Your-Own-Adventure book Pretty Little Mistakes. Like its source material, this too will allow you to choose the fate of the protagonists: By ignoring it, they'll all come to a swift demise. So interactive! [THR]

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