• By Owen Thomas
    Oct 30, 2008 9:00 PM 2,471
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    #halloween

    Off to See the Whizz...

    From Poster Boy to Fright-Night Costume

    Saturday Night Special
    read more: #frightmasks, #halloween, #stevejobs, #apple, #valleywag

    Steve Jobs, ailing Apple CEO

    How to wear it: Black mock turtleneck, blue jeans, and an iPhone.

    How to scare them: Find an Apple shareholder. Clutch your stomach and groan.

    Next: Kara Swisher, obnoxious AllThingsD blogger


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