Jackson Is (Finally) Laid to Rest

• Michael Jackson was laid to rest yesterday evening, exactly ten weeks after his death. Gladys Knight performed; Al Sharpton delivered a sermon; Lisa Marie Presley, Elizabeth Taylor, Chris Tucker, Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis put in appearances; and the Jackson siblings color-coordinated their outfits, per usual. [NYDN, People]
• Nike has wisely decided to put on hold the line of sneakers it had been planning to introduce in partnership with DJ AM. [TMZ]
• Pervy photographer Terry Richardson is settling down. He's reportedly getting ready to tie the knot with scenester Jen Brill. [TrendLand]
• Is French First Lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy planning to appear in Woody Allen's next movie? "Nothing is signed yet," says her publicist. [WWD]

• The new issue of the National Enquirer shows Queen Latifah enjoying herself at a "wild, all-woman stripper party." [BoyCulture]
Taye Diggs and Idina Menzel have had a son. He's named Walker. [People]
• Rihanna has a new love interest, apparently. It's Travis London, who has been linked to Mary-Kate Olsen in the past. [NYDN]
• As for Chris Brown, he's pissed that Oprah isn't on his side. [MSNBC]
• A-Rod has rented a place in Westchester so he can "escape" Manhattan. [P6]
Tim Gunn does not approve of Jon Gosselin's fashion choices. "It is what I refer to as the slobification of America. If you want to dress to feel as though you never got out of bed, then don't get out of bed," he says. [Us]
• Speaking of Gosselin, where's his girlfriend, Hailey Glassman? She's keeping a low profile, since, as we all know, she just hates attention. [P6]